Learn Chinese through Funny Jokes

Learning Chinese jokes is one of the best ways to learn mandarin. Joke is called 笑话 (xiào huà), which literally means “laughing words” in Chinese. If you are tired of the textbooks and want to bring some "笑话" to your study, then the funny Chinese jokes below will come your way!

Learn Chinese Joke–1 How Much Does It Cost to Get Married？

yíɡè xiǎoháiér wèn tāde bàbɑ: “bàbɑ, jiéhūn xūyào huā duōshǎo qián?

一个 小孩儿 问 他的 爸爸：“爸爸，结婚 需要 花 多少钱？”

A little kid asked his father: “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

bàbɑ：“érzi, wǒ bù zhīdào. wǒ hái zài fù kuǎn! ”

爸爸：“儿子，我 不知道。 我 还在 付款!”

Father: “I don’t know son. I’m still paying!”

Learn Chinese Joke–2 A Good Boy

yíɡè xiǎo nánháiér xiànɡ tāde māmɑ yào liǎnɡkuài qián.

一个 小男孩儿 向 他的 妈妈 要 两块钱。

A little boy asked his mother for two yuan.

“wǒ zuótiān ɡěinǐ de qián, nǐ zuò shénme le?”

“我 昨天 给你的 钱，你 做什么 了?”

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

“wǒ ɡěile yíɡè hěn qiónɡ de lǎo nǚrén.”

“我 给了 一个 很穷的 老 女人。”

“I gave it to a very poor old woman.”

“nǐ zhēn shìɡè hǎo háizi! ” māmɑ jiāoào de shuō.

“你 真 是个 好孩子!” 妈妈 骄傲地 说。

"You're a good boy!" said the mother proudly.

“zài ɡěinǐ liǎnɡkuài. dànshì wèishénme nǐ duì nàɡè lǎo nǚrén ɡǎnxìnɡqù ne? ”

“再 给你 两块。但是 为什么 你 对 那个 老女人 感兴趣 呢？”

"Here are two yuan more. But why are you interested in the old woman?"

“tā shì mài tánɡɡuǒ de.”

“她是 卖糖果的。”

“She is the one who sells the candy.”